You're a virgin who can't drive.

Riding in Cars with Boys and Uptown Girls are both playing on TV right now at the same time. Drew Barrymore is one of my favorite actresses but Brittany Murphy really shines the brightest in Riding in Cars with Boys. I absolutely love her. And for the record, I love Uptown Girls. Brittany was so good in it. So now I am simultaneously flipping through both MTV and Bravo to watch both movies just to see as much Brittany Murphy as I can. She really had something special and I miss seeing her in films. RIP, Brittany.

Brain Bludgeon.

Soooo this trailer is nuts. And probably not for the faint of heart. It's actually not a real movie trailer but a trailer composed of clips from really obscure horror films. Brain Bludgeon will be playing at the 2nd Annual Everything Is Festival next weekend, which is sponsored by Cinefamily in Los Angeles. Here's what their website has to say about it:

Before the feature, it’s time for Brain Bludgeon! Sewn together from hundreds of forgotten horror films, BB is a transcendental fusion of trash that exposes the willing to everything curious, bizarre, hilarious and awful about no-budget genre films. Hot penny torture, exploding 3D skulls, brutal “de-fetusing,” raping zombies, and much more collide in this blissfully IQ-withering amalgamation of exploitation hell!

R.I.P., Ryan Dunn.

Ryan Dunn passed away this morning. He was in a fatal one-car accident in Pennsylvania around 3:30 AM. Very Sad. He was my favorite Jackass star. Out of all of the Jackass guys I would never have thought he'd be the first to go.

Source: TMZ

If I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some important plot point.

New Muppets trailer! I love this one. It shows a leeeeetle more of the actual movie, but like the others it doesn't give hardly anything away. Two of my favs, Statler and Waldorf, make an appearance this time and I just love seeing Jason Segal interacting with all the characters. After watching Muppets Take Manhattan recently, I am even more excited to see the new Muppet movie.

It goes to show you never can tell.

Words really cannot express how much I love Pulp Fiction, my favorite film of all time, and this video is a pretty great little tribute. I think Tarantino would approve of this cut. Really, though, I had no idea how many times a curse word entered the dialogue. I said goddamn.

It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.

I love this. Here's what The Office would look like if it were a late 80s/early 90s sitcom.

Source: /Film

We will get laid!

Looks like the gang's back together again. If you haven't heard, the original American Pie cast is back for American Reunion, where they all come home for their ten year high school reunion. I'm pretty interested to see how it's is going to turn out. Also, I love that they are recreating the exact pact scene here.

Source: Thomas Ian Nicholas's Twitter