I'm beautiful in my way.

Love you, Gawgs.

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

can't wait for the 30 minute vid.

and this cd.

and for the beasties to tour again...hopefully.

Boop Boop Be Doop.

Boop with Rose McGowan from Rose McGowan

Ridiculous fake trailer. And anyone else think Rose McGowan's face is starting to look like kind of like a wax figure?

Also, sorry for the lack of posts the past two weeks. I was in the middle of a cross-country journey and a big move to the west coast. But I have returned and hopefully will have even crazier and more entertaining things to post and share with everyone!

I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

The first official picture attached to Rob Zombie's new film, The Lords of Salem. Looks like some sort of torture device. Which means I am incredibly excited to see some good old Zombie torturing. Anything reminiscent of his first two films is exciting. Upon hearing the news that Zombie was going to be making a film that wasn't Halloween, I became immediately interested. Now that there is actually photos and progress happening on the project I couldn't be happier. Of course I'm not expecting House of 1000 Corpses or The Devil's Rejects, but I can get behind this for sure.

Here's what Zombie's said about the film:

There were twenty people that everyone knows about – obviously all innocent – executed as witches in Salem. The basic premise of the film is that there were a further four who actually were witches, who were killed secretly, and vowed one day to return to wreak havoc on Salem’s descendants. That’s when the movie jumps ahead to the present day and things start to go wrong…

Source: /Film

I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.

Official trailer for Hesher. I am really excited to see this film. I absolutely love Joseph Gordon-Levitt and to see him in this type of role should be really interesting.

Here's the plot summary:

Loud music. Pornography. Burning shit to the ground. These are a few of Hesher’s favorite things. And they are what Hesher (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) brings into the lives of TJ (Devin Brochu) and his father, Paul (Rainn Wilson) when he takes up residence in their garage uninvited.

Grief-stricken by the loss of TJ’s mother in a car accident, Paul can’t muster the strength to evict the strange squatter and soon the long-haired, tattooed Hesher becomes a fixture in the household. Like a force of nature, Hesher’s anarchy shakes the family out of their grief and helps them embrace life once more.

Source: /Film

I guess I'm gonna stay and do lines all night.

I'm doin' lineeesssssss. This is why I try to watch Jimmy Fallon every night. So so good.

I'll have what she's having.

When Harry Met Sally 2 with Billy Crystal & Helen Mirren from Billy Crystal

Oh my gosh, this is ridiculous and awesome. And holy cameos, Batman!

heigh-ho, heigh-ho.

Because there are supposedly three Snow White projects in the works, it's important to pay tribute to the original. Here's a pretty fascinating video from 1939 showing how Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was created. It's always crazy to see just how much artwork was involved for these projects.

Source: /Film

If you wanna have fun and do something.

Holy crap, where did those moves come from? Seriously?!

I think Snooks may actually have a future in professional wrestling...

Maybe, you'll end up like me, a hobo with a shotgun.

Ummmmm YES. I will be seeing this. Director of Treevenge making a full length feature film about the faux trailer he made for Grindhouse? Yes, please! I heard about this project awhile ago and the newest trailer makes me pretty happy. Also, how COOL is this movie poster?

I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.

Just because. I mean, really.

The little things, little things, they always hang around.

Good Charlotte "Last Night" at Double Dare from Good Charlotte

Some cool dude brought this awesome video to my attention. I used to be OBSESSED with Good Charlotte and OBSESSED with Nickelodeon so this made me ridiculously happy. Long live Double Dare!

Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat.

No words necessary here...this is just an amazing video from tonight's Jimmy Fallon episode...if you didn't see it, you HAVE to watch.

I'm tired of rumors starting, I'm sick of being followed.

Here's the 911 tape from the night of Lindsay's attempted escape from the Betty Ford clinic and from when she allegedly assaulted one of the employees. Lindsay basically starts whining and immediately playing the innocent victim, something I'm sure she practices on a daily basis. I mean, good grief. Just throw her in jail, if nothing else just for being beyond annoying.

Source: Dlisted

I feel really good about this.

It's The Ass 'n Balls Show! from Will Ferrell

oh...my god. if you haven't seen this before, just watch it. it is absolutely RIDIC. and for the record, i would see this boy band even if the tickets were over $100...

Source: Funny or Die

April Fools!

Ok, so there are some amazing April Fools' Day pranks here on the internet today.

Here are three you HAVE to check out:

Hulu

Google (search "Helvetica")

Funny or Die

Have fun!

Once you get rid of all that stuff you're gonna feel great.

The trailer for the new Will Ferrell movie, Everything Must Go, is out. Looks like a really interesting story. I'll definitely be seeing this because after going through heaps and heaps of my stuff lately that I have stashed away at my parents house, a movie about purging your material possessions seems incredibly appropriate. The movie is out May 13.

Source: Perez Hilton