Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans.


WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!
This video is a slap in the face example of everything that is wrong with society. First, we were all introduced to the melodic tune "Friday" by Rebecca Black and now we have THIS atrocity.
Why do these girls have any type of music contract?! Why is that small child driving a mini cooper?! Why are these girls hanging out with anonymous rappers?! Who is hearing these girls singing and saying "yes, amazing, SIGN THEM"?!
AUTO-TUNING YOUR VOICE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SINGER (for examples, see Kim Kardashian, Kim Zolciak, etc.).

I mean, I'm all for kids singing about kid things and not mature content. But showing them in this light, driving, going out, hanging out with rappers, and auto-tuning the crap out of their voices is not the way to do it.I feel bad for them, really. I mean what young girl wouldn't want to become a star? It's not their fault they're thrown into this rotten mess.
So a big thank you to these terrible tiny girl singers. Thanks for schooling me about jeans and the days of the week. Thank you for really touching on deep, deep issues and for not just stating the inane and insulting obvious. And a BIG thank you to the parents who encourage this nonsense and the record companies that exploit children and assume that everyone can be the next Miley or Justin, and for also putting children in the public eye only to be completely ridiculed and embarrassed when they become a trending topic on Twitter for how shitty their music is (See Rebecca Black).

P.S. Children do not have swag. Justin Bieber doesn't even have the "swag" he claims he has...Usher may, but he does not. And if the Biebs doesn't have swag, these little white girls do not have swag. So enough with the "swag", "swagger", or "gettin' your swag on". Thanks.

And here's an article/video from Perezhilton.com about the creepy Ark Music Factory, who are responsible for Rebecca Black. Thanks a lot, Ark Music Factory.

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